OK Guys, the Gig is UP… We’re Onto You! (Kinda NSFW)
Quite frankly, I am TIRED of hearing about the “OOPS! Its in your ASS!” move. It has come up in conversations all too often this month. You know the one! If you don’t, here is a little reminder: So…...
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We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant. There are other ways, but lube is...
View ArticleNikki CoXXX Says: No Ifs, No Ands… Just Butts.
Received/given mind blowing oral sex? Check. FINALLY reached the land of milk and honey? Check. Have been in love? Check. Participated in drunk sex, which then led to an “accidental” slippage of my ex...
View ArticleReview: Elbow Grease Original Cream Lube
My “Stunt Cocks” love their job. My guys don’t star in porno, they test products for me and give me a full report. I guess I should collectively call them “Mikey” instead. You remember the Life...
View ArticleSexlopedia: Rim Job
It sounds very mechanical but I promise you it’s as easy as 1, 2, LICK!! This is for all you anal connoisseurs out there! Rim Job: The act of stimulating your partner’s sphincter with your tongue is...
View ArticleBarbie Says: A is for ANAL!
Welcome to the first in a series of 26 things (following the alphabet) that I couldn’t agree more with! Anal, some say it’s taboo or dirty or even just plain wrong. Now I am aware you can’t teach an...
View ArticleDear Jane: How Do You Like To Be Rimmed?
Dear Jane, How do you like to have your asshole licked best? Some people are grossed out but I have found a majority of women melt under this technique. Also great foreplay for anal. By George, this...
View ArticleFACT! Women Get Paid To Fap For You (But Anal Pays Better)
For female porn stars, masturbation and girl-on-girl scenes pay the least, while anal sex and double penetration scenes pay the most. Source: @WTFSexFACTS Photo: Sasha Grey and Clara G If you thought...
View ArticleJane Says: Never Say Never
A question on my formspring account got me thinking. I was going to write about something special you can do to your guy after sex that he’ll appreciate, but I’ve scratched that for now. (Sorry guys.)...
View ArticleDear Jane: How Does A Prostate Massage Work?
Dear Jane, How does a proper prostate massage work? The prostate is located a few inches into a man’s ass, it is easily found if he is laying on his back or side, or heck… on his knees when you place a...
View ArticleJane Says: Take A2M Precautions
I don’t know about you, but when my parents told me not to do ________, it became even more tempting to do. This is how I think other people see A2M. “Thank you” porno for introducing the masses to...
View ArticleDear Jane: My BF Wants Anal; He Even Said I Can Do It to Him, What Should I Do?
Dear Jane, <— if you click this, it’ll take you to Formspring.me. You’ll be able to ask me whatever you want, and be totally anonymous. Do it, and do it often; please and thank you! My boyfriend...
View ArticleErotica: Hindsight. Mary Ellen is Seduced into Anal Sex by her Loving Neighbors.
“I’m sure every very guy ‘does’ look at that ass of yours,” Dana laughed. “Even I’m amazed by how trim and shapely your hips are after two kids. If I was a man…” Dana paused and then said, “Now I’m...
View ArticleDear Jane: Is It Safe to Cum in an Ass?
Dear Jane, <— You can ask me anything, I promise. Semen, ejaculate, or come by any other name is all the same… just another bodily fluid. If it is relatively safe to drink urine, lick your own...
View ArticleMost Guys Don’t Like Anal
You want what you can’t have, until you have it: ANAL That’s right, most guys aren’t really into anal. It’s all about the thrill of the chase, the forbidden fruit, the greener grass, etc. The...
View ArticleDear Jane: I’m a Straight Guy Wanting to Experiment with Anal. Is that Wrong?...
Dear Jane, <– Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it! You’re totally anonymous, so don’t be shy. Is it wrong for a straight guy wanting to experiment with anal stimualtion? And what...
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